Monday, May 18, 2009
Gotta love cameras!
Soooo funny to super scary!
So this past weekend we did a road trip to Canada for our nieces blessing. It was a beautiful drive and we had a GREAT time!! Baby Paige is a beautiful baby!
So on our way home we had already passed the Canadian border, asked Jaylee if she had to go potty, her reply was "nope". So about 20 minutes from the backseat we hear "I have to go poop" so a gas station is coming up. We stop I take her potty all she does is pee. We get on the road again. 10 minutes later, where there are NO gas stations only peoples houses and front lawns the following sequence goes on....
Jaylee: I HAVE TO POOP NOW!!!!!
Me: We just stopped why didn't you go?
Jaylee: HELP ME IT's COMING oh HELP ME
Me: Hang on bug you can hold it, we will find a spot
Jaylee: I CAN'T HOLD IT, HELP ME I AM GOING TO POOP MY PANTS
Blair: grumble grumble
Me: Squeeze your cheeks Jaylee
Jaylee: Proceeds to make two fist and Squeezes her face cheeks as hard as she can. "IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!"
Me and Blair: Laugh hysterically
Jaylee: PULL OVER PULL OVER IT'S COMING
Blair: Suck it in Jaylee
Jaylee: Sucks in a really big breath of air... "IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!"
me and Blair: Laugh hysterically
Me: Squeeze your bum cheeks Jaylee
Jaylee: "IF I SQUEEZE THEM THE POOP WILL COME OUT!!!!!"
We finally find kind of a spot to pull over, I drag her out of the car, and am holding her in the air with her pants down. She just hangs there. I tell her to poop.
Jaylee: "I don't have to anymore, the grass is tickling my bum mom!"
We get back in the car and head home, she doesn't end up pooping until about 2 hrs later!
So now onto the super scary. As we were leaving Newport headed to Spokane we were driving along and a silver car in the oncoming lane veered into our lane, I kept waiting for it to re correct itself and it didn't it kept coming straight at us at 60 m.p.h Blair did some awesome driving skills and managed to swerve our car out of the way onto the shoulder just in time, the car missed us by inches, we then proceed to watch this car in our rear view mirror, it is still in the wrong lane and bounces of the back tire of the truck that was behind us that had already pulled onto the shoulder of the highway. This little silver car then swerves back into his lane and continues on it's way into Newport. COULD NOT BELIEVE IT!!!! We call 911 and they just dispatch Highway Patrol to go after the car. I hope they found him!!! Blair and the driver of the truck behind us said it looked like the guy was leaning over, so either he was drunk, passed out, or was messing with something in his car. All I know is that I came very very close to having my family hurt and was so so so grateful that we were being watched over!! The truck behind us was just fine it only grazed his tire.
I attribute Blairs AWESOME driving skills to the many hrs he has played his racing games on XBOX :) who knew?
So on our way home we had already passed the Canadian border, asked Jaylee if she had to go potty, her reply was "nope". So about 20 minutes from the backseat we hear "I have to go poop" so a gas station is coming up. We stop I take her potty all she does is pee. We get on the road again. 10 minutes later, where there are NO gas stations only peoples houses and front lawns the following sequence goes on....
Jaylee: I HAVE TO POOP NOW!!!!!
Me: We just stopped why didn't you go?
Jaylee: HELP ME IT's COMING oh HELP ME
Me: Hang on bug you can hold it, we will find a spot
Jaylee: I CAN'T HOLD IT, HELP ME I AM GOING TO POOP MY PANTS
Blair: grumble grumble
Me: Squeeze your cheeks Jaylee
Jaylee: Proceeds to make two fist and Squeezes her face cheeks as hard as she can. "IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!"
Me and Blair: Laugh hysterically
Jaylee: PULL OVER PULL OVER IT'S COMING
Blair: Suck it in Jaylee
Jaylee: Sucks in a really big breath of air... "IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!"
me and Blair: Laugh hysterically
Me: Squeeze your bum cheeks Jaylee
Jaylee: "IF I SQUEEZE THEM THE POOP WILL COME OUT!!!!!"
We finally find kind of a spot to pull over, I drag her out of the car, and am holding her in the air with her pants down. She just hangs there. I tell her to poop.
Jaylee: "I don't have to anymore, the grass is tickling my bum mom!"
We get back in the car and head home, she doesn't end up pooping until about 2 hrs later!
So now onto the super scary. As we were leaving Newport headed to Spokane we were driving along and a silver car in the oncoming lane veered into our lane, I kept waiting for it to re correct itself and it didn't it kept coming straight at us at 60 m.p.h Blair did some awesome driving skills and managed to swerve our car out of the way onto the shoulder just in time, the car missed us by inches, we then proceed to watch this car in our rear view mirror, it is still in the wrong lane and bounces of the back tire of the truck that was behind us that had already pulled onto the shoulder of the highway. This little silver car then swerves back into his lane and continues on it's way into Newport. COULD NOT BELIEVE IT!!!! We call 911 and they just dispatch Highway Patrol to go after the car. I hope they found him!!! Blair and the driver of the truck behind us said it looked like the guy was leaning over, so either he was drunk, passed out, or was messing with something in his car. All I know is that I came very very close to having my family hurt and was so so so grateful that we were being watched over!! The truck behind us was just fine it only grazed his tire.
I attribute Blairs AWESOME driving skills to the many hrs he has played his racing games on XBOX :) who knew?
Monday, May 11, 2009
Max size update
So Max was born at 7lbs 4 oz. Then dropped to 6lbs 2oz. Now he is....
Weight: 10lbs 15oz.
Height: 23 in.
Age: 6wks
I am so proud of him!! He is quite the little gobbler of food! I LOVE IT!!! I have always wanted a chunky baby, and Jaylee was always and still is such a petite little thing! He will be my chunky monkey!
Weight: 10lbs 15oz.
Height: 23 in.
Age: 6wks
I am so proud of him!! He is quite the little gobbler of food! I LOVE IT!!! I have always wanted a chunky baby, and Jaylee was always and still is such a petite little thing! He will be my chunky monkey!
Max's Blessing Day
Monday, May 4, 2009
Please Read!!!!
This link I am posting will take you to my AMAZING, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL sister's webpage. It is simply about her and her life as a mom to 5 awesome kids, 3 of who are autistic. She needed to write her stories and her thoughts and she did an amazing job! So PLEASE read her site, and keep reading her site and tell your friends and family about it. Because gosh darnit she needs to be heard! So pass it along. THANKS!! :)
www.stodmor.wordpress.com
www.stodmor.wordpress.com
My kids
Max is a great baby, he loves to be held and LOVES to eat. He feels he could eat all day if I allowed him to. He lets you know when he is hungry and gets mad if it is not PROMPT!!! I am so happy I was able to breastfeed this time around. With Jaylee it was such a struggle. With Max it has been such a breeze. I LOVE IT!!!
Sometimes it is really hard to be a mom of two, and I applaud all you who have more, but I am learning each day, and loving it!
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