Soooo funny to super scary!

So this past weekend we did a road trip to Canada for our nieces blessing. It was a beautiful drive and we had a GREAT time!! Baby Paige is a beautiful baby!

So on our way home we had already passed the Canadian border, asked Jaylee if she had to go potty, her reply was "nope". So about 20 minutes from the backseat we hear "I have to go poop" so a gas station is coming up. We stop I take her potty all she does is pee. We get on the road again. 10 minutes later, where there are NO gas stations only peoples houses and front lawns the following sequence goes on....

Jaylee: I HAVE TO POOP NOW!!!!!

Me: We just stopped why didn't you go?

Jaylee: HELP ME IT's COMING oh HELP ME

Me: Hang on bug you can hold it, we will find a spot

Jaylee: I CAN'T HOLD IT, HELP ME I AM GOING TO POOP MY PANTS

Blair: grumble grumble

Me: Squeeze your cheeks Jaylee

Jaylee: Proceeds to make two fist and Squeezes her face cheeks as hard as she can. "IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!"

Me and Blair: Laugh hysterically

Jaylee: PULL OVER PULL OVER IT'S COMING

Blair: Suck it in Jaylee

Jaylee: Sucks in a really big breath of air... "IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!"

me and Blair: Laugh hysterically

Me: Squeeze your bum cheeks Jaylee

Jaylee: "IF I SQUEEZE THEM THE POOP WILL COME OUT!!!!!"

We finally find kind of a spot to pull over, I drag her out of the car, and am holding her in the air with her pants down. She just hangs there. I tell her to poop.

Jaylee: "I don't have to anymore, the grass is tickling my bum mom!"

We get back in the car and head home, she doesn't end up pooping until about 2 hrs later!

So now onto the super scary. As we were leaving Newport headed to Spokane we were driving along and a silver car in the oncoming lane veered into our lane, I kept waiting for it to re correct itself and it didn't it kept coming straight at us at 60 m.p.h Blair did some awesome driving skills and managed to swerve our car out of the way onto the shoulder just in time, the car missed us by inches, we then proceed to watch this car in our rear view mirror, it is still in the wrong lane and bounces of the back tire of the truck that was behind us that had already pulled onto the shoulder of the highway. This little silver car then swerves back into his lane and continues on it's way into Newport. COULD NOT BELIEVE IT!!!! We call 911 and they just dispatch Highway Patrol to go after the car. I hope they found him!!! Blair and the driver of the truck behind us said it looked like the guy was leaning over, so either he was drunk, passed out, or was messing with something in his car. All I know is that I came very very close to having my family hurt and was so so so grateful that we were being watched over!! The truck behind us was just fine it only grazed his tire.
I attribute Blairs AWESOME driving skills to the many hrs he has played his racing games on XBOX :) who knew?